Graveyard Shift

Am I the only one who wants to do strange things at work when nobody else is there?

Two days out of the week, I am the only person in the building. Granted, I do have internet and music, and stuff that I have to do, but it gets a little boring.

So, my mind wanders sometimes.

I think about what it would be like to have someone show up and have sex with me. Nobody would know, except me and them.

Or, maybe bring my golf clubs, and set up my own personal miniature golf course around the whole office. That would be fantastic, as well.

But, alas. I didn't bring my clubs, nobody else is awake, and I'm bored.

Although, the CEO of the company did show up for a little while earlier. We had a chance to chat for a little bit. She's a really nice lady. Unless she's pissed off. Then, she's spawn of the devil, and you have done wrong. She only gets pissed if you ACTUALLY did something wrong, though.

I love my job...